Whatever...TALK to the hand cuz the face ain't listening!!!

He..he…I knew it was gonna be a catchy post….I got some questions about the last post w/ the American flag…actually my babe is the one who suggested it…cuz…even tho’ Sydney is a definitely kewl place but the people here aren’t oh so nicey-nice to Americans …(sorry guys I try not to stereotype but yawl gotta admit there is some truth in this this statement) but TRUTHFULLY they ain't as bad as the Frenchies/Germans....several times already we met people who wanted us to talk s**t about Pres. G. Bush…and when we refused to do so, automatically we were considered “Bush Supporters”…even when we already stated to ‘em that ANY President will surely have both positive and negative impacts for that country he/she leads.....besides ain't we all have a right to refuse to give/hear political comments????...so yeah...whateeeever!!!

This is one of the many “moronic” episodes we encountered:

Miz-so-n-so: America has such TERRIBLE education systems……
My Babe: ??? HUH?? What’daya mean by that statement?????????
Miz-so-n-so: My cousin was going to the U here and she was having such a hard time, including getting her CPA blah..blah..blah so she decided to go to the States instead and it was soooo easy there…..she got her CPA right away….
My Babe: Ooooh I-C….so the education system of our country (USA) is SOLELY based on the opinion/ability of your cousin….????????
Call-Me-Miz-M ('of courze gotta give her opinion): Geez…yeah whateeeever!!!!…it depends on what universities you are talking about you MORON!!!!….yes, there are some easy and definitely "questionable" Unis…where I know fo’sho a “someone” who happened to graduate from that “questionable” U with a Bachelor Degree that is currently still having a hard time putting together sentences to convey a message ;)….but then we also found out later that the U she attended was on the basement of some kind of Shopping Mall….so yeah that sorta explained her inabilities....but NOT all universities in the whole entire United States have low academic standards, GOT IT????

Geez…what an insult to Princeton, Stanford…Harvard, Rice, etc..etc...or even Georgia Tech…..LOL!!!

Like my Ex-the drummer used to say…ehmmmm guys (Aussies, Britons, Frenchies, Germans…and ALL others who have the tendency to DISLIKE the United States)….Internet? oh you're soooh welcome….GPS System? You're welcome also! Ungrateful &$*#&$#*!!!!

Another good one, we were buying a ticket for the City Rail:



My Babe: Can we have 2 one-way tickets to the Chatswood please….
The Rail Attendant (giving us a condescending look): Uhhh we don’t say that here….we said “SINGLE” ticket….
Call-Me-Miz-M: Geez not the “Single” ticket terminology again (I had the same incident on my first visit over a year ago..LMAO)…listen here buddy…you perfectly understood what he meant…just give us the “darn” tickets…K?????

On another trip:

My Babe: Two – roundtrip tickets please to downtown Sydney…
The Rail Attendant: (Blank look) you mean “RETURN” tickets to the CITY?!!!!
Me: WHATEVER!!!! (Rolling my eyes)

On the Railway….daintily written: “Please Mind the Gap” instead of “Please Watch Your Steps” sure I will “mind” it…no problem…LMAO…this one is kinda cute actually.

Walking around Darling Harbour….a huge sign said: "Children THONGS for $5"….HUH???? LMAO ooooh it turned out that it meant for flip-flop sandals….LOL...ROFL - SUPER CUTE!!!

Another thingy….we were walking in to this Café….for a cuppa coffee…apparently we gotta use another entrance but there was no sign on the sliding glass door that said: Please Use the Other Door...so like some idiots (LOL) we stood in front of the door..waiting for the door to slide open ..meanwhile a group of young folks were sitting down right there…watching us making a fool of ourselves.…we were likeeee…yeah..yeah.. we know you didn't have to tell us that this door wouldn't open BUT it would be “NICE” to do so….a simple “use the other door” would suffice….WHATEVER!!!!!